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What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win

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How does Greenland win a war?

Nuuks.

How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

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What did the terrorist say about his popular reddit post?

I didn't expect this to blow up like it did!*

What did terrorists say in Paris?

Charlie has been neutralised

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Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

Why is the time in the USA behind that of England?

Because England was discovered before the USA!

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What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win