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What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win

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What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

Who would win in a fight...your mom or your dad?

From the looks of it, your dad won

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Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists?

Because it didn't happen in 7/11

How do terrorists like their apple pie?

Allah mode.

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What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

What's next to England?

A question mark.

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What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win