What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win

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Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

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Why do terrorists hate wine?

Because there are too many zinfandel's.

Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

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Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

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What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.

What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win