What's Christmas called in England?

Yule Britannia!

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What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'Merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

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Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.