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How do you lose 30 pounds in 1 Minute?

Go to England and buy something

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How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

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He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

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He buys a new house.

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Where's England, Jon?

He proudly answers: - Page 83.

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So the other one could drive

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How do you lose 30 pounds in 1 Minute?

Go to England and buy something

How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.