How do you lose 30 pounds in 1 Minute?

Go to England and buy something

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How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

Why did the mortgage broker go out of business?

Because he lost interest.

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What's the most emotional computer you can buy?

A Dell.

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Compra maize.

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What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

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How do you lose 30 pounds in 1 Minute?

Go to England and buy something

How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.