How do you lose 30 pounds in 1 Minute?

Go to England and buy something

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How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

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Where do military chaplains buy their regalia?

At the army surplice store.

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

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What's the difference between England and Oscar Pistorius?

England gets off scott-free.

What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

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How do you lose 30 pounds in 1 Minute?

Go to England and buy something

How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.