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What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between astronomy & astrology?

Me: Approximately 50-60 IQ points.

What's the difference between cows and bulls?

It takes longer to milk the bull.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

Stegosaur-rust!

What do you say to a dangerously cheesy chicken?

Stay out of parms way.

England Jokes More England Jokes

Why were India kicked out of the Soccer World Cup held in England in 1966?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop.

What do they call the 13th floor in England?

The 12th floor.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

Egg Cup Jokes More Egg Cup Jokes

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.