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What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between dog food and a hot dog?

I have no idea...

What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies?

Snowballs

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What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

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What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay

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England Jokes More England Jokes

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

Why were India kicked out of the Soccer World Cup held in England in 1966?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

What's black, cheap, and not worth a damn?

A cup of decaf

Egg Cup Jokes More Egg Cup Jokes

How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer