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What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

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Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

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What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

Why do older polygons make sure their sides all stay an equal length?

It keeps you regular.

England Jokes More England Jokes

What do they call the 13th floor in England?

The 12th floor.

What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.

Egg Cup Jokes More Egg Cup Jokes

How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer