What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

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What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet?

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It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

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Because they're afraid of Wales!

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

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She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.

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How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer