What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a man falling from a 2nd floor and a man falling from an 8th floor?

That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

What's the difference between a thug and a pirate's dad?

One's poppin' caps, and the other's cap'n pops!

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why don't you put eggs in a microwave?

Because they eggsplode.

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

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What did "Nock" say to "K"?

You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.

Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover.

England Jokes More England Jokes

What is the most romantic city in England?

Loverpool!

What's next to England?

A question mark.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

Why did the cup fall over?

Because it was drunk.

Egg Cup Jokes More Egg Cup Jokes

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.