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What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

England Jokes More England Jokes

Which England player keeps up the fuel supply?

Paul gas coin!

Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

Teabag Jokes More Teabag Jokes

What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer