What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

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Whats the difference between Facebook and Reddit?

About two hours.

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

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There are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

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Both start off as eggs.

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You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.

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Edward Snowed-in!

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What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

What's next to England?

A question mark.

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Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

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The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

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What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.