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What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

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Everyone WANTS to be Irish on st Patrick's day.

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Steeped in mystery!

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A "casual tea"

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He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

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An egg can stay in the cup longer

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What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

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They will never win

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A Mississippi cup.

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Pee in a cup.

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What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.