What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

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What is the difference between a 3D modeller and a gamer?

Ask them what a 3Ds is.

What's the difference between spider man and Superman?

Peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.

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What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink?

A "casual tea"

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How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

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What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

What is the most romantic city in England?

Loverpool!

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his cup of free-trade coffee?

Because he started drinking it before it was cool.

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

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What does a vampire call a used tampon?

A teabag.

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer