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What's the different between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag last longer in the cup

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England Jokes More England Jokes

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

What's Christmas called in England?

Yule Britannia!

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

Why couldn't the cup of tea climb flight of stairs?

Because it was too steep.

Tea Bag Jokes More Tea Bag Jokes

What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water?

A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.