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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

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How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

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One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.

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Android-gynous

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Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle?

A tire.

What do you with 365 used rubbers?

Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.

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What do you call a bicycle made just for grandpas?

A popsicle!

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

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Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

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Whats the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

X-post from r/bicycling Attire

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire