Attire Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed bicyclist and a poorly dressed unicyclist?

Attire.

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What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed clown on a tricycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

When is a shirt not a shirt?

When it's attire.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed woman on a tricycle?

Attire

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What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?

Attire.*

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dessed man on a bicycle?

Attire...!!

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

What article of clothing is round and rubbery?

Attire.

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

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What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a uni cycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

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What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why was the skeleton alone at prom?

Because he had no body to go with!

How do skeletons greet each other?

Bon'nichiwa

Hobo Jokes More Hobo Jokes

Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea!

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.

Shirt Jokes More Shirt Jokes

What did the shirt say to the pants?

What's up, britches.

What did the shirt say to the pants zipper?

Your so fly man

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.

Poorly Dress Man Jokes More Poorly Dress Man Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

Nicely Dress Man Jokes More Nicely Dress Man Jokes

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.