Attire Jokes

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

No woman wears the same attire every year.

When it's attire.

A tyre (attire)

X-post from r/bicycling Attire

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

You never forget

A hot dog and a six pack.

It fro's up.

It is the one with the kickstand.

X-post from r/bicycling Attire

Sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

They Leave a Trail of Tears

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

They both ask for change and never get any.

Do you get a laughing stock?

I'm feeling funny

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"

His shirts get all winkly.

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

Attire Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed bicyclist and a poorly dressed unicyclist?

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What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed clown on a tricycle?

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

How do you know that Santa is a man?

When is a shirt not a shirt?

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed woman on a tricycle?

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What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dessed man on a bicycle?

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

What article of clothing is round and rubbery?

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

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What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a uni cycle?

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

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