Attire.
Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.
Attire
No woman wears the same attire every year.
When it's attire.
A tyre (attire)
Attire.*
Attire...!!
X-post from r/bicycling Attire
Because Bill threw a mattress at him.
You never forget
A hot dog and a six pack.
It fro's up.
It is the one with the kickstand.
Sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.
They Leave a Trail of Tears
Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)
They both ask for change and never get any.
Do you get a laughing stock?
I'm feeling funny
Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"
His shirts get all winkly.
I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*