Attire Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed bicyclist and a poorly dressed unicyclist?

Attire.

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What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed clown on a tricycle?

Attire

How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

When is a shirt not a shirt?

When it's attire.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed woman on a tricycle?

Attire

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?

Attire.*

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What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dessed man on a bicycle?

Attire...!!

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

What article of clothing is round and rubbery?

Attire.

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a uni cycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

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Which actor is best suited for a programmer role?

Dev Patel.

What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

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What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man! Who do you know here? This is a Brothers only party!

Nicely Dress Man Jokes More Nicely Dress Man Jokes

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

What clothes do Quakers wear?

Oat couture

Tuxedo Jokes More Tuxedo Jokes

What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed.

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.