Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

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Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

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Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

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What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed?

I Duggar.

What do you call a sister who works for you?

Nun of your business.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What is worse than a dog howling at the moon?

Two dogs howling at the moon.

How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.