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Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.

What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

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How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

When she asks "is that your puppy?

Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What do terrorists say to their sister?

H'Isis

What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend?

He dates his other sister.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.