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Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic.

Why don't robots have any brothers?

They all have transisters.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What're you here for?

Asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him: Um, ten bucks? Me: Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?

Ow, mitosis!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why hasn't there been a woman on the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaned.

What's hairy dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon?

The www.erewolf.