Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the kleptomaniacal compulsive liar say when his beekeeper friend asked him what he was running away with?

None of your beeswax!

What do you think you're doing?

The observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

What do you call a flea on the moon?

A lunartick.