Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

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Where's Finnick?

Odair he is!

Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

28

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

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Why did your sister keep running around her bed?

Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.

What do you say to your sister when she's crying?

Are you having a crisis?

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a Cuban on the moon?

A Castronaut.

Why does the moon have no hair?

Because it's waxing