Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

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What dog would you want on your American football team?

A golden receiver!

Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

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Why did Kirk and Spock march into the woman's restroom?

They were boldly going where no man has gone before

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

It's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

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How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert?

He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

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What do you call a bell wearing a tutu?

A bellerina!

What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps

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What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

Where's your buccaneers?

The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"

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What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.