The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"
He wanted a law-suit
They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!
I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed
Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.
In case he got a hole in one
Lawsuits.
The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"
GtOnly if you go aks your mother.
I feel a bit overdressed.