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Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

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Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

How do we not know what women want yet?

There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.

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What did Jesus say to the man with leprocy?

OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

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Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

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Why do Canadian cops not need to wear body cameras?

Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!

Why did the hipster where a toque in the summer?

So he could say he wore it before it was cool.

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How are you feeling?

The thermometer responded, "0K."

Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

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What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed.

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.