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Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

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What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people?

Tattoo master

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

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What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.

What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

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Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

So he could look like his mama.

Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

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What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.

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Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

GtOnly if you go aks your mother.

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What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire