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Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

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What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

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What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

How many McDonalds workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they can't climb the ladder.

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Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

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Why haven't you introduced me to your followers yet?

Are you ashamed of me

When was pasta introduced to the Middle East?

When someone fed a genie alfredo

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What was the black guys reaction to the 3/5ths compromise?

I can't even

Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.