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Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

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Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

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What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds?

May I take your order?

How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

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Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

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How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty

How to cure affluenza?

Introduce him to Warhammer.

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Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

What was the black guys reaction to the 3/5ths compromise?

I can't even