Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

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How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

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What does a bee get at McDonalds?

A humburger!

What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald's?

A Friar

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Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

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Why haven't you introduced me to your followers yet?

Are you ashamed of me

What is a proper greeting when you're introduced to Christina Hendricks?

Nice to meet you both.

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Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.