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Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

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What is closer the moon or London?

To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here

How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

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What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

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Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

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How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty

What is a proper greeting when you're introduced to Christina Hendricks?

Nice to meet you both.

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What was the black guys reaction to the 3/5ths compromise?

I can't even

Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.