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Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

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What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!

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I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

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What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY!

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Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

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Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

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Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

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Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!