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How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

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Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

What would Burger Kings slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh

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Why couldn't the Dairy Queen have any kids?

Because she married Mr. Softy!

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

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Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

How do you make a cat bark?

Wrap it around a tree

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.