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How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

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Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

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How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

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Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

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What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

How much should I trim off the back?

Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.