How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

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What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

What would Burger King's slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh.

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What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

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Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

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How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.