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Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

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Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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He kept coffin

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He forgot his safe word.

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How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

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Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.