He didn't wrap his Whopper
Because she married Mr. Softy!
And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.
Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!
The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper
Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper
A pitcher filled with margaritas!
They mostly wrap.
Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.
Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.
For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat
So they can unwrap something for Christmas!
Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift
It forgot the lyrics.
Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.
I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.
He got the shakes instead.
I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."
They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
A seizure salad.
A tacodile
