He didn't wrap his Whopper
Because she married Mr. Softy!
And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.
Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!
The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper
Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper
A really strong gust of wind.
It was wound up already.
Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.
The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!
Who decided breasts looked like owls They were wrong.
Because he couldn't find the right droid he was looking for.
They're both hoping for nine inches, but will be happy enough with five.
People without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids
It's all relative.
Because he's Blind Married
He forgot his Loggins
I'll column later.
McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.
A humburger!
Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.