Dairy Queen Jokes

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

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What do you get when you cross a fag and a dairy farm?

A Dairy Queen

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Why couldn't the Dairy Queen have any kids?

Because she married Mr. Softy!

What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

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Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

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Why do tennis players never get married?

Because Love means nothing to them.

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Unwrap Jokes More Unwrap Jokes

Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

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How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

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Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What was the most reliable and helpful vehicle in the 1800s?

The "I've got this Covered" Waggon

Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

Margarita Jokes More Margarita Jokes

What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What does Snoop Dogg do when he forgets to put on oven mitts?

He drops it like it's hot.

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I want to know her secret

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.