Dairy Queen Jokes

What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

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Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

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Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

To wrap itself in toilet paper!

What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into her office wearing only cling wrap?

I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts.

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

What is McDonald's demolition service called?

Quarter pounder.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest?

Because she was a litter bug.

What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

Why do we all marry?

Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

Whopper Jokes More Whopper Jokes

Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

Unwrap Jokes More Unwrap Jokes

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap!

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan.

What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin?

Santa Ana