Dairy Queen Jokes

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

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What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

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What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

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A pitcher filled with margaritas!

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Something you wouldn't want to unwrap!

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Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

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He thought he might get a kick out of it!

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How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.