What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

Why did Einstein marry his cousin?

It's all relative.

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What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

What is a bachelor's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

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What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE