What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.

What did Jay-Z call Beyonc before they were married?

Fiance

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Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

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What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip