What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

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Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

Oc Because he cantaloupe.

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What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip

What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe