What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope

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What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe

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What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.