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What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

Why can't a guy see his friends?

Because he's married.

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Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe

Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

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Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe