What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he's married.

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Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

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How did the fruits get married?

They Cantaeloped!

What fruit makes you confused?

Papayas See, you're confused right?