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What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe

Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

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What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

A STRAWberry....I'll go...

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.