Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number?

A Ranged Marriage

Why do we all marry?

Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.