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Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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Why didn't the melon get married?

Because it can't elope.

Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates

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Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

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What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

Cantaloupe)

What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe