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Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.

Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

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Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

What's Queen Elsa's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

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How do you know your S&amp?

M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

Big Wedding Jokes More Big Wedding Jokes

What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope