What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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Why did the Polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

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What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

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Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

Why are melons so lonely?

Because they cantaloupe