Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

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Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

Cantaloupe)

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Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp

Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.

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How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

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Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.