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What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into her office wearing only cling wrap?

I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts.

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How to get a job without experience?

Just run for office!

What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into her office wearing only cling wrap?

I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts.

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Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble?

Because it was a wrapped scallion.

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

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How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

How many Dependent P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

None he's still clinging to the old lightbulb.