What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into her office wearing only cling wrap?

I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts.

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Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon?

He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.

When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

Hit Control-C... you're taking forever...

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What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

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Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.