What do Hillary and Bill have in common?

Both got screwed out of office

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How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, while the rest were kung fu fighting

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

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What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into her office wearing only cling wrap?

I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts.

Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.