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What do Hillary and Bill have in common?

Both got screwed out of office

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

November.

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!

What was the real purpose of Bill's college visit to Moscow?

To study economics.

Office Jokes More Office Jokes

When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

Hit Control-C... you're taking forever...

How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?

A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.