9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history
It just makes you look photosynthesis.
Look a squirrel!
She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"
Car battery
Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.
Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.
They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that
You stop milking the cow after ten years.
Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks
American Snipper
