9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history
They have hearts of stone.
They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.
Try to neghostiate.
Old Jed's a millionaire.
They're afraid of change.
Because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.
They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that
You stop milking a cow after 14 years..
Making people guess the meaning of acronyms.
Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST
Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.
American Snipper
