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What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

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What do you call 'looking for a Korean'?

Seoul searching

Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

Because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

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What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

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What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.

Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

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What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

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What's this?

Me: A napkin holder K: What's a napkin M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty K: You mean like the couch M: ...

What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.

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What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

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What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

What do you call the most successful vasectomist in American history?

American Snipper