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Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

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What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

What do you call a Robert on a stick?

A keBob!

House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

What does a fern have in its house?

Fern-iture

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Why do urologists like UTIs?

It means urine business.

What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do cops do at a buffet?

They pig out.

When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.