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Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

Why do chicken coops have only 2 doors?

If they had 4, it would be a chicken sedan!

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What's her favorite song?

I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas

What's your cell phone?

IPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.

What do you call a pig with the flu?

A swine swine.