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Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What are the 4 dirtiest streets in Philadelphia?

Turner, Front, Mascher, Cherry

How Many Lightbulbs Does it Take to Change Captain Jean Luc Picard?

4 or 5.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.

What's the difference between OP and a brick?

A brick gets laid!

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What are your intentions?

Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

How did Reddit not fell down yet?

I mean, it is only hanging by threads...

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?

A lot of crackling on the line!