Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What do you call it when 4 giraffes collide?

A giraffic jam!

Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call four Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

Quattro sink-o

What are your best corny jokes?

I want them all! "What's brown and sticky?" "A stick."

House Jokes More House Jokes

How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick?

The brick will eventually get laid.

Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

What do you mean pi r square?

Pies are round

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

When is a pig not quite a pig?

When it's oink-ognito.