What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

Ferniture.

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Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

How much do you bench?

Me: Way less than I couch.

What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry?

When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

Ferniture.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What did the woodworm say to the chair?

It's been nice gnawing you!

How do you make a bandstand?

Take away their chairs