What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

Ferniture.

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Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What did the hipster say......when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay

What is the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls outs

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table?

DaVinci

Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

Ferniture.

How do you make a bandstand?

Take away their chairs