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What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

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What's the difference between the inverse of sec(o) and the smallest region in the former Ottoman Empire?

One is cos(o), the other is Kosovo

What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

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What is the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls outs

What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

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When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

Why are snakes hard to fool?

They have no legs to pull!