What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

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What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

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What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

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What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

Why did the brothel run out of money?

Because all of the investors pulled out.