What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

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Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through his opening monologue without laughing

What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

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What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!

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What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

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Germany

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What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

Where does Phil Collins record all of his music?

The stu-stu-studio.