What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

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Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?

She wanted to stop having grandchildren.

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How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

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Where does Phil Collins record all of his music?

The stu-stu-studio.

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.