What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between pickled ginger and a pressure washer?

One is a palate cleanser, the other is a pallet cleanser.

What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.

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Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

Because Happy Hour ended.

Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

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Why did Snoop Dogg go to Germany?

For Schnitzel.

How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

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What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

Why was Phil Collins......never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.