What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the cries of a grieving family and reggae music?

I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music.

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop.

Why did the bicycle stop moving?

Because it was two-tiered.

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

Why is it hard to sell bibles in Germany?

Because it's a Nietzsche Market.

How disturbingly inappropriate would it be if "Thomas the Tank Engine" was set in early-1940s Germany?

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Phil Collins Jokes More Phil Collins Jokes

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

Why was Phil Collins......never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.