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What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

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What's the difference between god and pilots?

God doesn't think he's a pilot.

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

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What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

They can't get enough booty.

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Why are there no cats in Germany?

Because they have nein lives.

How does Germany pay for all these refugees?

Krautfunding.

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Where does Phil Collins record all of his music?

The stu-stu-studio.

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.