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What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

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How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

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What do you call a Germany virgin?

Good 'n' Tight

Why was the horizontal plane judged in Germany?

It was x-axis

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Where does Phil Collins record all of his music?

The stu-stu-studio.

Why was Phil Collins......never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.