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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road?

A cold shoulder.

Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a SJW and Jason Voorhees?

Social justice.

What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

Shell Station Jokes More Shell Station Jokes

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.