Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Spider-Man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

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Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

Shell Station Jokes More Shell Station Jokes

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.