Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig?

A boar constrictor!

What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey?

A fowl ball!

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

Where do you find a turtle with no legs?

Right where you left it.

How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

Shell Station Jokes More Shell Station Jokes

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.