Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?

Very big worm holes in your garden!

What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What did the snail on the turtles back say?

WEEEEEEEEEE!

What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

Shell Station Jokes More Shell Station Jokes

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.