Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Cook cross the road?

Because there were "Too Many Cooks".

Where do Pandas live?

On the road to Extinction.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Pug?

A pugilist!

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What's a Ninja Turtle's favorite equation?

A radical equation.

What do you call Dana Carvey standing on the back of Dana Carvey?

Turtles all the way down

Shell Station Jokes More Shell Station Jokes

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.