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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness Monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.

What do you get if you cross a brown chicken and a brown cow?

Brown-chicken-brown-coooow

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

Shell Station Jokes More Shell Station Jokes

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.