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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?

Light ale!

What's Mexico's national sport?

Cross country

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What does a snail riding on a turtles back say?

WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee

Shell Station Jokes More Shell Station Jokes

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.