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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

Why did the Muslim cross the road?

To get to the bigger crowd

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?

Tarzan stripes forever.

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels

Shell Station Jokes More Shell Station Jokes

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.