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Shell Station Jokes

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

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Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

Why did the shell not go to the beach?

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

Where can you find a turtle that has no legs?

Exactly where you left it.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!