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Shell Station Jokes

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

A bah-humbug.

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.

How do you make a racing snail faster?

I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

Shredded tweet.