Shell Station Jokes

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

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Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?

Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the elephant cross the road?

Because the chicken was having a day off!

What part of the road is always crying?

The breakdown lane.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

How do you make a racing snail faster?

I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.

Why did the shell not go to the beach?

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

What did the hair stylist do when the Beach Boys came on?

The barber ran

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

What has 10 letters and starts with gas?

Automobile.

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.