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Shell Station Jokes

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

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What will Kayne West's political leaning be if he runs for President?

West wing

How did Harry Potter get to the bottom of the hill?

By running! J.K. Rowling

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

Where does the dentist get his gas?

At the filling station

What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?

There were no roads!

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What did the snail on the turtles back say?

WEEEEEEEEEE!

What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail Polish.

How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.