Shell Station Jokes

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

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Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road?

The eggrolled

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

What has ten letters and starts with gas?

Flatulence

What has 10 letters and starts with gas?

Automobile.

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

What do you call a greedy crab?

Shell fish......

What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course