Shell Station Jokes

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

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What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

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Where do you find a turtle with no legs?

Right where you left it.

What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle?

Weeeeeeeeeeee

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What do you get if you cross teeth with candy?

Dental floss!

What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

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Why were the breakfast potatoes running around hitting each other?

HashTag!

What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

How do you make a racing snail faster?

I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.

Why are linux geeks very introvertish?

Because they never get out of their shell