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Shell Station Jokes

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

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Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Hamburger!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

He was two chickens

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What did one turtle say to the other eel?

Hahaha hahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Where do you find a turtle with no legs?

Right where you left it.

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.