Shell Station Jokes

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

What is a salad's favorite type of road?

A bowl-ivard

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What's a Ninja Turtle's favorite equation?

A radical equation.

How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?

A religious movement!

Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

What do you call a bodybuilding Mexican who's run out of protein?

No whey Jose.

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

What do you call the german version of Harry Potter?

Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas.

What has 10 letters and starts with gas?

Automobile.

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

What do you call a girl shell?

A she shell.

What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean