What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

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What are snails trying to do?

Their best

What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

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Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang

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What do you call a greedy crab?

Shell fish......

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

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What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives