What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

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Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!

What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee

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Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin

Why do women prefer old gynecologists?

Their shaky hands!

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

Where does the dentist get his gas?

At the filling station

Who's there! Cargo! Cargo who?

Cargo better if you fill it with gas first!