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What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

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Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail Polish.

What did the slug say to the snail?

Would you like a copy of the big issue

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexadecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A.

Why don't cats like online shopping?

They prefer a cat-alogue.

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

How did the Italians lose WWII?

They ordered ziti instead of shells.

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives