What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

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Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why do Asians prefer Sony?

Because it's a stereo type

Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

Where does the dentist get his gas?

At the filling station

Why couldn't the Germans make a good vacuum chamber?

There was too much gas in them.