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What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

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Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.

How did the Italians lose WWII?

They ordered ziti instead of shells.

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.

What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas?

Nebola