What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

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What are snails trying to do?

Their best

What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.

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What salad dressing does Macaulay Culkin prefer?

Neverland Ranch.

What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer?

A bundt cake!

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

How did the Italians lose WWII?

They ordered ziti instead of shells.

How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.

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What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.