What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

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Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they prefer natural light

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

Why are linux geeks very introvertish?

Because they never get out of their shell

What do you call a greedy crab?

Shell fish......

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

Where does the dentist get his gas?

At the filling station