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What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

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What are snails trying to do?

Their best

What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

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What kind of jean's do Mario prefer?

Denim Denim Denim.

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?

I.C.!

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

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Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.

What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.