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How many college guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer Natural Light

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How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.

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How many?

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's probably screwed it too tight anyhow!

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

One..... Or two...

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Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.

How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!