Just two, but they'd have to be really small.
1. And they get 3 credits for it.
It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.
It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
I want that job. I could really screw with some people.
Denial. Myself included.
The WURST!