How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but they'd have to be really small.

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How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're on our sixth.

How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

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What is a carpenters dream girl?

Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.

What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.

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Why do people like office parties AND this joke?

The punch line.

Why do people call memes "dank"?

Because they release dopameme!