None, they prefer Natural Light
How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!
You can unscrew a light bulb!
Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you
They both need natural light to survive!
None. They prefer Natural Light.