How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

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How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

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What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

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A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"