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How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

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2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

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Why do you need a door then?

I asked him.

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It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

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Al-ask-ya

Which came first: the chicken or the egg?

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How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!