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How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

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How many Sayians does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies.

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.

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When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the French feminine definite article"

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

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Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!

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How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!