How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

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How many Public Radio hosts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

We'll be back with that answer right after this pledge break.

How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb it's a globe.

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How many Southern Baptists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Change!

How many mice does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.

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Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

What did the pamphlet say to the booklet when it asked for help?

Bro sure!

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How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

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How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!