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How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you.

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

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What're you here for?

Asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

Pixie Jokes More Pixie Jokes

How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.