Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.
Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.
One? Or two? One?.... Or two?
Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.
Not long... they like to do it while it's still warm.
Char-Jar Binks
You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation
When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.