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How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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How many Dave Matthews fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

There are Dave Matthews fans

How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you.

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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more guys I promise.

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Me, and only me!

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Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

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How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.