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How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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How many Duggars does it take to screw a planet?

EOM

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

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How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

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What did the depressed, illiterate pepperoni slice say when asked where he was with his life?

Well it pizza heck out of me.

What did the Redditor say when... What did Redditor say when asked why he failed his PSAT test?

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When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.

How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.