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How many martial artists does it taek to change a lightbulb?

It only taek won do change a lightbulb.

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How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

How many pepes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

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How many 'Suh Dudes' does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Its already lit, fam.

How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

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Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2

Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.