How many martial artists does it taek to change a lightbulb?

It only taek won do change a lightbulb.

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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.

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How Many Lightbulbs Does it Take to Change Captain Jean Luc Picard?

4 or 5.

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives?

He liked to chop and change!

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Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss