How many martial artists does it taek to change a lightbulb?

It only taek won do change a lightbulb.

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How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a bad joke teller?

To get to the other side!

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How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

How many qataris does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just make the nepalese do it.

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What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

What's a metaphor?

Winning the game tournament!