How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

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What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!

How many 2nd trumpets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They can't get that high! (My band teacher told me that one today)

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How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach