How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

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How many Scottish highlanders does it take to change a light bulb?

There can be only one.

How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The sockets all went with the house.

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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck

How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

Why are programmers so consumeristic?

Because they're object oriented.

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How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem