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How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

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How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

How many Northern Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella.

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How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

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What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?

The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

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How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

What are some of your weaknesses?

Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it A: I'm lazy to list them all...

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Whats the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on in my mouth

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.