How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

What did the memory say to the processor?

If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!

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How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lightbulb What lightbulb

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How many shrinks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

How man nihilists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter.

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Why was the teenage girl fired from her job at the casino?

Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL

Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?

He was always standing up on the job!

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What are some of your weaknesses?

Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it A: I'm lazy to list them all...

How do you think bus driver interviews go?

Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!

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How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken