How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

What do a UT Austin student and a Texas A&ampM student have in common?

They both applied to UT Austin

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.

Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

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How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb?

Five six seven eight!

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up.

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What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job?

My career is in Jeopardy!

Why did the concrete fail at its job?

It couldn't take the shear stress

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How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

What are some of your weaknesses?

Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it A: I'm lazy to list them all...

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What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.

Whats the difference between a lentil and a chikpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on my face