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How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

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How many blondes does it take to... How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair

How many redditors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but an extra 15 to repost.

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Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

Why did the cross eyed teacher quit her job?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

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What did the insurance company say to the applicant?

THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!

How do you think bus driver interviews go?

Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!

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What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

Whats the difference between a lentil and a chikpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on my face