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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

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How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19. Got a problem with that?

How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs?

Indeterminate

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How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?

How many recovering alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

We'll get on it next week

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What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon