How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

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What has six balls and screws everybody?

The lottery.

How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.

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How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go ride a bike!

How many dwarfs does take to change a light bulb?

It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.

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What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

Where did Noah park his fish?

The carp-ark.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon