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How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

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How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're on our sixth.

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.

What is a chameleon's motto?

A change is as good as a rest!

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What kind of fish has two knees?

A tunee fish.

What do you call a fish without any eyes?

Boneless chicken

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How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish