How Many Martians Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.

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At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.

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How Many Martians Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.