How Many Martians Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.

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How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.

How Many Martians Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.

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What's the definition of divorce?

The screwing you get for the screwing you got!

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Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

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How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

How do you fit five elephants into a car?

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How Many Martians Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.

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Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.