How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

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How many Brazilians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One Brazillion.

How many literalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but they'd have to be really small.

How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.

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What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming

How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

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How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

What does a Muslim magician say before his trick?

Araba-cadabra