How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, how did they get in there anyway?

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How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

How many Pollyanna's does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It's too dark.

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How many sound technicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One....Two...One, Two...

How many downies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Potatoe

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What's hairy and flies through the air?

Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!

What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school?

No idea man, im just flying the drone.