How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

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How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

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How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

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He did gnat see that coming

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Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.