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How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, how did they get in there anyway?

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How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.

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How many performance artists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know either, I walked out early too.

How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

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What did the bird say when it flew into the window?

Owl

What's grey and can't fly?

A parking lot.