How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, how did they get in there anyway?

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How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!

How many members of a particular ethnic minority does it take to change a lightbulb?

Enough to reinforce my negative stereotype about them.

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How many redditors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but an extra 15 to repost.

How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

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Why ya going to the airport?

Flying Somewhere?": "How'd you guess?": "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?": "Aspen.": "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel