How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Brazil?

A Brazillion!!!

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How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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Because people might think you have a stutter.

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We just report the facts we don't change them.

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One but you should have seen the bulb it must have been THIS big.

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Tires need changing too you know!

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What are Brazilian fans called?

Brazil nuts!

What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

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How many shaves does it take to remove all a persons pubic hair?

A brazillion!

How many Brazilians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One Brazillion.