How many shaves does it take to remove all a persons pubic hair?

A brazillion!

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What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

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Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

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How many shaves does it take to remove all a persons pubic hair?

A brazillion!

What country has the most people?

Brazil... They've got Brazillions