How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb?

One but you should have seen the bulb it must have been THIS big.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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How many protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING**

Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

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How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up.

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

Why did everyone love the fisherman?

He was a real catch

What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!