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Fisherman Jokes

Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

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What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod

What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill

What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

Why are fishermen so good at geometry?

Cause they're good anglers.

Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What did the fisherman say to the fisherwoman?

Your place or mine

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

Why was the fisherman wealthy and prosperous?

Because he was a master-baiter.

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Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman?

He had allure.

What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb?

One but you should have seen the bulb it must have been THIS big.

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

When does a fisherman offend you the most?

When he's completely out of line

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Why did the fisherman keep taking off?

Because he was fly fishing.

What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What do fishermen do at a their conferences?

Network.

What did the fisherman do on his date?

Netfish and krill

What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

What do you call a fishermans newborn?

Fresh bait

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.

What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!

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What kind of money do fishermen make?

Net profits!

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What is the rain's favorite medieval reenactment?

Storming a castle.

What do you call a reindeer trapped in a storm?

A Thundeer

Aboot Jokes More Aboot Jokes

How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big

What's a Canadian's favorite footwear?

Aboot

Cod Jokes More Cod Jokes

What did the sick fish say when he got sick?

I've cod a cold.

What is the difference between a Portuguese woman and a sea lion?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

Bait Jokes More Bait Jokes

What do blind fisherman use as bait?

Clickbait.

Where did Buzz feed learn to click bait so well from?

Me

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

Where does Ned Flanders pick up women?

On OkilyDokilyCupid

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.

How do you know if you have a high sperm count?

Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What's your chicken sandwich called?

A McChicken And the rib -A McRib pulls out his batwallet I like your style.

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. Couldn't pull a laugh out of her.