Fisherman Jokes

Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

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What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod

What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

Why are fishermen so good at geometry?

Cause they're good anglers.

Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What did the fisherman say to the fisherwoman?

Your place or mine

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman?

He had allure.

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What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb?

One but you should have seen the bulb it must have been THIS big.

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

When does a fisherman offend you the most?

When he's completely out of line

Why did the fisherman keep taking off?

Because he was fly fishing.

What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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What do fishermen do at a their conferences?

Network.

What did the fisherman do on his date?

Netfish and krill

What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

What do you call a fishermans newborn?

Fresh bait

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.

What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Net profits!

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What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

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How does clickbait work?

Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!

What has 9 letters and makes everyone mad?

Clickbait

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What do you call a women that catches fish?

Annette

What is the most expensive type of fish?

A goldfish! I am not sorry.

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What do you call a bee that lives in America?

USB

Why did the orange move to veggieland?

So he could live in peas and hominy.

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What do seal hunters and teens have in common?

They both love clubbin'

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

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How was your day?

And he goes: " rrrrRough "

Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

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What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.