Fisherman Jokes

Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

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What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

Why are fishermen so good at geometry?

Cause they're good anglers.

Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What did the fisherman say to the fisherwoman?

Your place or mine

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman?

He had allure.

What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb?

One but you should have seen the bulb it must have been THIS big.

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

When does a fisherman offend you the most?

When he's completely out of line

Why did the fisherman keep taking off?

Because he was fly fishing.

What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What do fishermen do at a their conferences?

Network.

What did the fisherman do on his date?

Netfish and krill

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What do you call a fishermans newborn?

Fresh bait

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.

What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Net profits!

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How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big.

Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

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Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

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What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

To the moovies.

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How's the oil industry doing these days?

It's in the tank.

How about a scarf?

Johnny Depp's stylist every day.

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What do you say to your girlfriend with two black eyes?

Nothing. You already told her twice.

What did the girlfriend, say to her boyfriend, when he showed up for sushi?

Wha suh b?

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What's hairy dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon?

The www.erewolf.

Why did the chicken cross the "net"?

It wanted to get to the other site!