Fisherman Jokes

Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

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What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod

What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill

What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

Why are fishermen so good at geometry?

Cause they're good anglers.

Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What did the fisherman say to the fisherwoman?

Your place or mine

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

Why was the fisherman wealthy and prosperous?

Because he was a master-baiter.

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Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman?

He had allure.

What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb?

One but you should have seen the bulb it must have been THIS big.

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

When does a fisherman offend you the most?

When he's completely out of line

Why did the fisherman keep taking off?

Because he was fly fishing.

What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What do fishermen do at a their conferences?

Network.

What did the fisherman do on his date?

Netfish and krill

What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

What do you call a fishermans newborn?

Fresh bait

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.

What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!

Why did everyone love the fisherman?

He was a real catch

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Net profits!

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Why are Teen aged boys so good at fishing?

Because they're Master Baiters.

What do seal hunters and teens have in common?

They both love clubbin'

Cod Jokes More Cod Jokes

What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

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What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

Clickbait Jokes More Clickbait Jokes

What do you call a guy who only posts clickbait?

A master-baiter

What is condemned and overused yet as inescapable as a black hole?

Clickbait --

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

What did they do at the Boston Tea Party?

I don't know I wasn't invited!

Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday?

He likes to keep things low key.

Master Baiter Jokes More Master Baiter Jokes

What do you call someone who is really good at fishing?

A master-baiter

What do you call someone who is good at fishing?

A Master Baiter.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why aren't fish good tennis players?

They don't like getting close to the net!

When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts Grandma?

Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down?

Triple, eh?

What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?

50 pounds and a flannel.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.