Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman?

He had allure.

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Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

What's the worst place to run in to your ex girlfriend?

Auschwitz

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Why did the fisherman keep taking off?

Because he was fly fishing.

What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells

Why does the little mermaid where sea shells?

Cause the B-shells were too small.