Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman?

He had allure.

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What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

What has 4308 eyes, 28957 legs, and 398503 teeth?

I don't know, but if you see it, RUN!

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Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!

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Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells

Why couldn't the little mermaid get into college?

Her GPA was unda da C.