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Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman?

He had allure.

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why should you torrent only from French sites?

Because it'll run faster.

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

Little Mermaid Jokes More Little Mermaid Jokes

Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells

Why couldn't the little mermaid get into college?

Her GPA was unda da C.