Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman?

He had allure.

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Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

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What did the fisherman say to the fisherwoman?

Your place or mine

How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb?

One but you should have seen the bulb it must have been THIS big.

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Why does the little mermaid where sea shells?

Cause the B-shells were too small.

Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.