Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman?

He had allure.

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What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

Why can't you run in camp sites?

Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.

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What kind of money do fishermen make?

Net profits!

What did the fisherman do on his date?

Netfish and krill

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

Why couldn't the little mermaid get into college?

Her GPA was unda da C.