Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman?

He had allure.

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What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

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What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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Why does the little mermaid where sea shells?

Cause the B-shells were too small.

Why couldn't the little mermaid get into college?

Her GPA was unda da C.