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Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman?

He had allure.

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What do you get when you run over a goose?

Goose bumps.

What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

Flatman and Ribbon

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What do fishermen do at a their conferences?

Network.

What did the fisherman say to the fisherwoman?

Your place or mine

Little Mermaid Jokes More Little Mermaid Jokes

When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!