What's hairy dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon?

The www.erewolf.

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Surf Jokes More Surf Jokes

Where do fleas go to surf?

To the microwave.

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

Net Jokes More Net Jokes

Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis?

They keep getting caught in the net!

Why are fish no good at tennis?

They don't like to get too close to the net!