Would you pull that crap with a net?
They surf the Net On Yahoo.
It's not a too-nah!
The www.erewolf.
Www.oody www.oodpecker.
They keep getting caught in the net!
They don't like to get too close to the net!
He says "All net."
Becca the net!
A football net!
It wanted to get to the other site!
Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.
Because my marks are all 'E's.
They don't like getting close to the net!
Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.
Well man it's been reel.
The www.izard of Oz.
A caiman like a wrecking ball.
Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.
Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.
Loafers.
Edam.
A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.
Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?
A fish
Fish are cool
Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.
He snooker in!
I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.
He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.
Nah, it's taken. Okay, what about "LinkedIn"
Nah, I'm-a stay.