Net Jokes

What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

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What's the most popular search engine in Israel?

They surf the Net On Yahoo.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!

What's hairy dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon?

The www.erewolf.

Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard?

Www.oody www.oodpecker.

Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis?

They keep getting caught in the net!

Why are fish no good at tennis?

They don't like to get too close to the net!

Who's there! Becca! Becca who?

Becca the net!

What sort of net is useless for catching fish?

A football net!

Why did the chicken cross the "net"?

It wanted to get to the other site!

Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?

Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

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Why aren't fish good tennis players?

They don't like getting close to the net!

What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.

Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.

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A trombone!

What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

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Why do divorced men get married again?

Bad memory.

How do rain drops marry?

They coalesce

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Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

How do you catch a peculiar rabbit?

Unique up on it.

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What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

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What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

What did the dolphin say to the other dolphin after he splashed him?

Hey! You did that on porpoise!

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What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

What did the fisherman do on his date?

Netfish and krill

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How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up

Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

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Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!