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What sort of net is useless for catching fish?

A football net!

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How does Mulan's boyfriend explain himself when she caught him smoking pot?

Shanghai

What's the difference between STD's and Pokemon?

I still haven't caught any Pokemon.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Who Loves Debates?

De fishes

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

Sort Jokes More Sort Jokes

What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

Net Jokes More Net Jokes

Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard?

Www.oody www.oodpecker.

What's hairy dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon?

The www.erewolf.