What sort of net is useless for catching fish?

A football net!

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How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

Asking for a friend

Why is the Ferguson Police Department a fan of Pokemon?

Because you gotta catch Jamal

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

What kind of fish is funny, beautiful and a good role model for young women?

Tuna Fey.

Sort Jokes More Sort Jokes

Why did the spreadsheets get divorced?

They just couldn't sort things out.

Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

Net Jokes More Net Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the "net"?

It wanted to get to the other site!

Who's there! Becca! Becca who?

Becca the net!