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What sort of net is useless for catching fish?

A football net!

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call someone who is good at fishing?

A Master Baiter.

What do you call a man who excels at fishing?

A master baiter

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What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

What's the opposite of "lily white"?

A racist term of some sort.

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Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard?

Www.oody www.oodpecker.

Why are fish no good at tennis?

They don't like to get too close to the net!