A football net!
Surprise subtext.
The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)
Because they have their own scales!
Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.
Laundry, because you have to sort the whites from the colors.
They just couldn't sort things out.
Because my marks are all 'E's.
Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.