What sort of net is useless for catching fish?

A football net!

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

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Which fish is the redneck's favorite?

A Bearcooter

How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo

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What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat!

What is the most racist house chore?

Laundry, because you have to sort the whites from the colors.

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Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.

Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?

Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.