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What sort of net is useless for catching fish?

A football net!

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What did the Chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

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What kind of fish is funny, beautiful and a good role model for young women?

Tuna Fey.

What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

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Why can't there be some sort of mathematic formula for making friends?

A squadratic formula, if you will.

What sort of transport does a sheep use?

A ewe-nicycle

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What's the most popular search engine in Israel?

They surf the Net On Yahoo.

What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.