What sort of net is useless for catching fish?

A football net!

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What do you call a women that catches fish?

Annette

Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

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Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

What do you call a fish that's good at trading favors?

A squid pro quo.

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Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

What sort of violin does a ghost play?

A dreadivarius.

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Why are fish no good at tennis?

They don't like to get too close to the net!

Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis?

They keep getting caught in the net!