Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

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Who's there! Alf! Alf who?

Alf all if you don't catch me!

Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?

Because other people took the bait.

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What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

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How about a really bad food court where planes land?

Pitch for every airport

Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

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What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman?

Frostbite.