Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

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What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

Why were they caught so quickly?

They squealed on each other.

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What's that diving?

Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound...

Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

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Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

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Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril