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Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

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What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

You gotta catch Jamal

Why was the communist arrested?

He was caught red handed.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What is the difference between two towers?

A plane

What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

How does a German get to the airport?

He heils a taxi!

Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

King Kong Jokes More King Kong Jokes

What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.