Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

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How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

What's the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it at you.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!

Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

Because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

What does a rock artist say to a jazz musician?

To the airport please

How about a really bad food court where planes land?

Pitch for every airport

King Kong Jokes More King Kong Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman?

Frostbite.