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Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

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What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them!

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Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

What's wrong with the plane that flies to Holland?

It Netherlands.

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Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

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What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.