Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

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He wanted to make a clean getaway

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This post.

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What does a Canadian hipster say?

Meh".

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You ask.

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Taco Bell for lunch

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One of his fingers is clean

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Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

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So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

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So the violists don't need to be retrained.