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Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

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What do you call an essay in a flash drive???

Who wants 2 try?

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

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What's the difference between a Canadian and an Italian?

Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "

What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit?

DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.

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Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

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What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.

Retrain Jokes More Retrain Jokes

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.