Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

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How are new marriages just like LOST?

The Significant Others just want babies.

Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?

He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

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Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

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How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.

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The club sandwich.

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Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

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Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.