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Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

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What are your expectations?

Me: Job. Interviewer: I mean what do you want from this job Me: Salary

What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

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Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

What do Canadians say after a prayer in church?

Eh-men

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When were you most satisfied at your last job?

Me: After lunch, next question.

Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

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What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

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Why do blondes work seven days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.