Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

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Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

Why did the student study in an airplane?

He wanted a higher education!

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Who's sorry now?

First question on Canadian citizenship exam

What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs?

An apology.

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What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch.

What is that you're having for lunch?

Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*

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Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

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Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

So the violists don't need to be retrained.