Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb
Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".
Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...
Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.
Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.
First question on Canadian citizenship exam
DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.
