Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb
One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.
Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.
Because their Zoos ran out of room.
Be the change you want to see in the world.
Say "Get out of the pool."
Both of them smoke the leafs