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How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.

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How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.

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Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

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When my laptop asks "Are you sure?

It's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made.

Why do elephants and stoners get along so well?

Uh.. I don't remember..

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What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names

What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names

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What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.