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How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.

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Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

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How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for Christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

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Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names

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What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.