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Black Mother Jokes

How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What's brown and black and looks good on a hippy?

A rottweiller.

What's a turtle's favorite type of shoe?

Green clog. (looks almost like a turtle shell)

Tyrone Jokes More Tyrone Jokes

What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!

Whats the difference between 8 and negative four?

Tyrone

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.

Black Jack Jokes More Black Jack Jokes

Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in?

Learning from your mistakes.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

What did Terry-Thomas say before giving oral?

I say, Mind the gap

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes

What is a crack head's favourite song?

Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe

What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.